Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?

It's obviously a huge government conspiracy.

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what is one really random thing about you that most people don't know?

Hmmmm, I guess the only real big 'secret' would be the congenital anomalies, even though there not a huge secret and then that I'm kind of in love with Fashion even though I usually dress like a bum.

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